Doctor, Doctor, every time I drink tea I get a pain in the eye.
Try taking the spoon out!
This month it’s competition time again. We want you to tell us your favourite joke, the one you have up your sleeve for appropriate moments and that’s guaranteed to produce a chuckle!
You can enter the competition online here. All you have to do is type in your joke and your details so we can contact you. The Sparkles team is looking for some good, clean jokes to make us laugh out loud.
The four jokes we think the best will each receive £25 and have their joke published in our newsletter.